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Review: Fifty Shades Darker by E.L. James

Review: Fifty Shades Darker by E.L. JamesLet’s start with a quote, shall we, from page 329: “I’m a sadist, Ana. I like to whip little brown-haired girls like you because you all look like the crack whore—my birth mother.” If that sets your loins aflame and moistened, fear not, sisters. There’s an ointment for that. Your ginny will be okay in... Read More »

Review: Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. James

Review: Fifty Shades of Grey by E.L. JamesOh man, time to get sex-ay! Before I got down and settled with this book, I broke open a box of Franzia, cued up “I Want to Sex You Up” by Color Me Badd, and pulled on my comfy sweats, the one with the hole along the ass crack. That’s just how the playaz roll,... Read More »