Grade: D

Review: Fifty Shades Darker by E.L. James

Review: Fifty Shades Darker by E.L. JamesLet’s start with a quote, shall we, from page 329: “I’m a sadist, Ana. I like to whip little brown-haired girls like you because you all look like the crack whore—my birth mother.” If that sets your loins aflame and moistened, fear not, sisters. There’s an ointment for that. Your ginny will be okay in... Read More »

Review: Stranger in the Night by Charlotte Lamb

Review: Stranger in the Night by Charlotte LambI was looking through the boxes of books that I hadn’t seen in years—I’m like Claudia Kishi from the Babysitter’s Club, only it’s books instead of junk food stashed in all sorts of hiding places—and came across a glutton’s trove of vintage Harlequin Presents. To a book junkie, this is like stumbling across a giant... Read More »

A Witch in Time (Part Deux)

Grade: D+ Dear Bam, So… I read A Witch in Time, and the only reason I don’t regret it is ‘cause I got to read something of Darragha’s, and…color me surprised, I actually liked it! I’m sure everyone’s read your review so I’ll cut to the chase: I can’t figure out what the other two... Read More »

A Witch in Time by Darragha Foster et al

Grade: D+ I’m gonna go ahead and say it: Darragha Foster’s story is the only one in this anthology that didn’t make me want to alternatingly pull my hair out or douse my brain in bleach. Ms. Foster’s previous works have always been a little over-the-top, melodramatic, far-flung, and wacky for me, but ultimately I... Read More »

Bella Fiore by Wylie Kinson

Grade: D+ Ugh, I hate writing reviews for short stories as I always have a hard time finding things to say. Give me a 400 paged book any time. At least there would be a lot for me to tear into. As short as this is–14 pages–I find that I’m more likely to pick on... Read More »

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