Mmm… Breakfast in Bed

Abashed the Devil stood, And felt how awful goodness is…
-John Milton, Paradise Lost (bk. IV, l. 846)

Well, damn… this is a really nice cover. That’s like… Kryptonite to my snark. I have like… nothing to say. I mean, this is a sexy ass cover. I am just flabbergasted by how hot it is. Sure, dude’s abs look painted on, but never mind about that. Look at that breakfast spread! There’s some yummy looking croissants, a glass of orange juice… and damn, even a French press! Too bad there aren’t a couple of strips of bacon and maybe a couple of soft-boiled eggs in cute little porcelain egg cups, ’cause that would have made this cover the best cover ever for sure. Bacon and eggs go a long way, dude. Anyway, I subscribe to Harlequin Blaze (shut your faces!) and have been seeing a lot of really nice covers lately. Not that I’ve been seeing sheikhs or babies on the cover or anything ’cause that would be a little disconcerting. With babies, I mean, not sheikhs. Babies don’t belong on Blaze covers; sheikhs, on the other hand… what is this, the 80s? Back to the cover: How awesome would it be to have this hunk bringing you breakfast in bed (complete with eggs and bacon)? Yummy. Mmm… I think I’m going to have a glass of orange juice right now.

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13 thoughts on “Mmm… Breakfast in Bed

  1. Darragha

    I no longer subscribe to Blaze, but my, oh, my...this is a nice cover. For my tastes, however...give him a little less washboard, a slight belly (to show he's well-loved by a good woman or a damn good cook himself) and yes on the bacon and eggs. In fact, a whole flipping rasher of bacon. And marble rye toast, Spanish Fly, oysters and an array of condoms and lubes. And the TV remote. Rachel Ray in the background saying "Yummo" as I dip this guy into my eggs and butter his toast.

  2. L.E. Bryce

    Continental breakfast does nothing for me. Bam's right: gimme some bacon and eggs, and some pancakes or waffles while we're at it.

  3. Candy

    I've always hated the idea of breakfast in bed, because of the likely chance of spills or crumbs on the bed, but...I'll make an acception (so long as he joins me).


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