Bam’s a violent violent woman, and is holding my nipples hostage until I post for her. Dear Cowboy Man, did you know constant violent pressure makes your junk go blind? How are you going to bring another child into this world if you’re sterile? On second thought, any man that tries to entice me into his saddle with a creepy baby should not be allowed animate sperm. Why is that kid staring at me with its creepy anime eyes? Am I high? Is that child Rosemary’s Baby, and now the two of them are gonna lasso me into their creepy ranch and eat my brains?
This cover’s from Amber. Sorry, Amber, Bam’s teaching me how to swim by tossing me in the ocean. It’s fucking freezing out here and I think something just bit my leg.